Don't Let Us Detain You

I don't really acknowledge Iron's Vetinari as a true Vetinari just because it was so... Out there, and also because I don't acknowledge the Patrician in that novel as actually being Vetinari, but it was a fun character, and fun for the sketch.

Also, I wonder why Charles Dance wasn't given the death's head cane for his role, seeing as Going Postal was post(al, ha, ha, ha) leg injury, and if they ever decide to make Making Money in to a movie, well... The cane is actually a big part of that book.

I know, they're never going to make Making Money in to a movie, but I pray every night anyway...

Once or twice Vetinari has been caught wearing reading glasses which he quickly takes off and hides whenever anyone notices, but I still picture him as a glasses kind of guy, don't know why, just do...

Veni, vici, Vetinari! 

Vetinari (c) Sir Terry Pratchett